Miriam's quick-fix pasta

I recently became friends with a half-Malaysian, half-Italian lesbian. She made me dinner one night:

• Hot oil in pot/pan
  
• Add in garlic
• Add in shrimp (frozen is okay)
• Add in anchovies
• Cook until anchovies melt
• Mix in pasta

Serve! (Feel free to sprinkle some salt at some point during the process.)